What big eyes you have!

Yup. Destroying childhood fairy tales. Porn is great at that. I'm sure I will have many, many more of these, but first: Little Red Riding Hood porn. Technically costumes, because the big bad wolf is in each of these, and he always wears the mask. Way to go lady: Screw the guy who ate your grandmother. There's a little bit of: Girl in woods meets wolf and they get it on. There's more of: Girl buys cheap costume around Halloween and dances in front of dudes with paper masks on in the bedroom. That doesn't cut it for me. Go out in the woods damnit.

 

Ah sweet. Shemale little red riding hood!

 

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Aaaannnnddddd Little Red Riding Hood Sex Ed. Note: This is not pornographic. Sorry pervs.

I found this video, and decriction at Videosift

A multi-award-winning and darkly hilarious Tarantino-meets-brothers-Grimm-style short film about how the age-old fairy tale is actually all about sex ed.

Five mobsters sit in a diner and pass the time between jobs by talking about the ways of the world. One of them suddenly suggests that the story of "Little Red Riding Hood" is actually a morality tale about sex-education. When the others don't believe him, he retells the story as it was meant to be told.

This movie has been voluntarily rated R-16 for foul language and horror-violence.

BIG BAD WOLVES from Rajneel Singh on Vimeo.