Bicycle porn

Some months ago, after I sent a friend that World of Whorecraft porn (see post #2) then sent me a video titled Babe Fucking Bedcycle- this video was the main purpose for this post, as it's not quite a bicycle.

Anyway, here I am months later, I couldn't remember the name of it so I looked up bicycle dildo. Naturally there's videos for that too.
Really dudes? That just sounds uncomfortable.

I was under the impression toys were supposed to make this kind of thing easier. This does not look easier.

Wondering how you too can have a dildo-cycle?! Wonder no more! This lady has adorable pictures as to how it works

I realize that toys have come a long way since Sex & The City talked about the Rabbit (never watched the showed, but people came in all the time asking about it). The idea of objects such a the Sybian seemed crazy (or AWESOME) but this just seems as though it isn't worth the effort.

If you're unaware what a sybian is... welp... this Blog is probably warping your mind then. A video of a woman using one may be see here. Or just check out the wiki explanation:

A Sybian (IPA: [ˈsɪbɪən]) is a masturbation device used by women and developed by dance instructor Dave Lampert in the 1980s. It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.[1] Various attachments can be added to the rod, which vibrates, rotates and may also stimulate the clitoris externally. The intensity of the movements produced can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base.

Hell, while I'm here I'll plug (no pun intended) this video titled "Dildo Cart Ride". I'd totally do that, minus the exposed vag and dildo...