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Sure, food is great, but this isn't a food blog fatties... despite the previous post about Cooking with Sperm, or the Testicle Cookbook...
Then I tried "Sex With Food". Well that was certainly foolish. For a split second I completely forgot that any edible item even slightly phallic shaped had been a vagina or asshole somewhere. While I was looking for something more disturbing, I'll bring up this Sex With Food anyway. Guys- what do you do with a pickle after your girlfriend has wriggled that thing raw? Throw it away? Well then you're just wasting food, and why the fuck couldn't you do the same thing with your dick, dildo, fingers, fist, or forearm? (if you can go deeper than that with an unlisted body part, please let me know).
There's a lot of these videos out here, but I just chose one at random for the sake of having an example. Pay no attention to the the dog in the background, he's just chilling out:
On my travel I also found this video titled "Girl Fucks For Food While Her Boyfriend Watches". I would hardly call it that. It's more like, "Girls bangs dude next to her boyfriend while he looks away in shame and holds her hand". Sad.
What I actually meant to post about was more of the type of food play that is called "wet and messy fetishism" (WAM). This is the kind of fetish where people are essentially covered in something like whipped cream, or chocolate, or mud (seems to be a consistency fetish) and get all hot and bothered by it. My only hope is that none of the contestants on any old Nickelodeon game show that were doused in their green slime were into this sort of thing. There are extremely grotesque videos of this out there where people are covered in things like creamed corn, but for my sake and yours, I decided not to use those videos. However, in my post a few days ago about the XXXorcist, there's a bit of WAM in that.
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If you're really lame and you're just looking for Aphrodisiacs, here's a lengthy list of some known ones that kind of doesn't leave a whole lot of non-sexual basic foods left:
Vegetables
* carrots
* cucumbers
* onions
* asparagus
* artichokes
* radishes
* celery
* tomatoes
* parsnips
* truffles
* mushrooms
* cabbage
* potatoes
Fruits
* mangoes
* pomegranates
* peaches
* strawberries
* avocados
* guavas
* passion fruit
* persimmon
* dates
* figs
* bananas
Nuts (it's alright- I giggled too)
* pine nuts
* pistachios
* coconuts
* chestnuts
* walnuts
* almonds
Herbs and Spices
* cinnamon
* basil
* pepper
* cardamom
* cloves
* chilies
* ginger
* rosemary
* vanilla
* saffron
* fennel
* nutmeg
* mint
* sage
* thyme
* cayenne
No idea who could be turned on by cabbage or cayenne, but to each their own.
Lastly:
A Guide To Food Penetration. Really.
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