Don't get any wild ideas ICP- you're better off clothed.

Ignore StopClownPornNow.org. They suck and I'm pretty sure it's run by feminists. This isn't the 70s you douchebags. Of course the webpage could just be one giant trolling.

Here is on example of clown porn. In fact it's from a movie called Clown Porn.

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The first scene is your average story of a girl who can't sleep, and when she pulls out her dildo she turns to see clowns in her room. Naturally she invites them to sleep with her and says she'll only scream when she's cumming - cue the funk music! The only realistic thing about this video are the guys dicks. I think they're kind of... un-girthy for porn, but completely normal for any guy. Their make up even comes off a bit on her body. My favorite part is the rubber chicken making an appearance for "chicken cam", and the guy in the rainbow wig giving the camera a thumbs up. Don't forget about the grand finale hot cream on her face, and no, I'm not talking about the money shot. I skipped through the rest of it.

Here's movie in it's entirety, almost 90 minutes long.