Sunday, August 8, 2010

Bigfoot porn

What a disappointment. I'm clearly all about weird costume porn concepts, and this was a let down. I don't know what I was expecting, but the video is so tame the only real "sex" part reveals her butt, and lasts less than 5 minutes. Towards the end of the 15 minute waste of film, after Bigfoot is finished with the woman, and after he friends *then* try to ward him off, you can see a distance shot of boobs and hairy snatch (gotta lot 70s porn) but the film quality is such crap it doesn't matter.

And to save you from going to big foot porn I'll just say this: The website has one picture. One. Here it is:
Image source: Themountaincabin.wordpress.com

No, I cannot get it to show more than that. I've saved you time and possibly having to explain to your roommates/mother why you were at that website to begin with. You're welcome.


Now we have Ape Canyon. More Bigfoot sex. Basically a rape comedy, and who doesn't love those, right?! Although I hardly feel it's rape since the woman seems to enjoy it. She even reads him poetry, or some bullcrap. In the trailer she sounds pretty into it, so that's a plus. I would totally watch this with some friends, a 24 pack, and some pizza if we were having a bad movie marathon, which I've done before. Anyway, here's the trailer:

All in all, despite being costumed, I've decided Bigfoot porn just isn't worth it as far as dirty movies go. I'd hardly even call it "furry porn".

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