Thursday, December 23, 2010

Strike? Spare?

Fuck a bowling pin!

My problem with this particular video is not that the woman is masturbating with a bowling pin, then swaps to a black dildo, or that I think she's German, or that she's so boob-less her nipples are the only thing to hide under a bra.... I think at some point she may've been a dude.

For the record, I have absolutely no issue with pre, or post-op transvestites. But this woman is more unattractive than any transvestite, and good god woman don't get naked in front of a camera!

If you're looking to masturbate, this next video, while related, is from Youtube and therefore not terribly pornographic, unless you're a bowling pin... but I was entertained.

There's a few other videos out there with bowlings pins, but they're either kind of boring, or "HOLY CRAP YOU FIT *WHAT* IN YOUR ASS?!" videos, so I don't really suggest them.
Pft. I might as well be a porno review site. Anyway... I had no idea bowling pins were so large. How the hell does one acquire those to penetrate anyway? Not like I'm going to use this information for myself or anything.

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