Guitar Sex... or not.

So I saw this awful thing:
My favorite comment is: "Don't fret, it's a female guitar with a strap-on whammy bar"

The song doesn't have words and isn't that great. Either way, that video isn't the point. It prompted me to look up some guitar sex.

Then there was this video of Tila Tequila having some sexy photoshoot with a guitar.... you know it's classy because of the Playboy bunny bellybotton ring, which, by the way, I haven't seen anywhere in around 10 years.

After not being able to find anything, I gave up on sex with a guitar and found this super awesome sex hair. Thank you Japan! The perverted half of my mind loves you long time.