Why?

I don't write well. In 2009 I discovered I prefer trashy autobiographies to the classics. I have 2 brothers, and 4 step brothers. I used to work at a video game company, surrounded by dudes and dirty humor. I used to sell dildo's for a living. Therefore: I'm a complete perv.

There are a million variations of the same kind of porn, and I expect to find the most amusing. Sure, there's furry porn- but I want to find Ewok furry porn. Why? Well why the hell not. Sure there's animated porn, but I want to find the sickest dickgirl (futanari) crap I can. It's highly amusing.

It's one thing to get down and dirty in front of a camera to share what many would call the most intimate act between two people. It's another to do it with a sick, disgusting style. Many of these were suggested by friends, but that does not mean I will post everything. No one wants to see a girl with a 4 inch clit. Ever. So that will remain off of this site. I also have no plans of posting any fecal matter porn. It's way too gross even for me. Sorry 2girls1cup, but you bitches are entirely too filthy for my tastes.

I feel that it's more appropriate to pick on peoples porn taste than someones body. I may, at some point, find a clip, or image, or a tit so deformed I have to post it. Hell, I already have gimp porn in a post, but that's involves a sick fetish. So some woman has an unusually long (as in it takes up more crotch space than most womens) vag. She can't really control that. That does not qualify for this blog. I want it to be something disturbing people do by choice.

Don't expect well written posts. I'm not here to educate, or show off my thesaurus skills (since I'd need one to sound well read)- I'm here to entertain, deprave, and destroy your mind. Yay!

Uh. Be 18.