& Dude with a shaved head stick his head up in a cavernous vag.
Thank you, you sick fucks, for leading the way. =)
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Classic odd porn
When the internet was younger, bizarre videos on the internet were less common. There are two that, even as a teenager, stuck out as the weirdest/funniest. Of course, now I've seen a larger variety and realize they're relatively tame, but I will want to dedicate this update to the two videos that have lasted throughout video history (to me anyway).
This woman fucks a HUGE blue dildo. So huge, two men had to hold it. I'm pretty sure she even gets off to it.
Friday, July 30, 2010
As a catholic, I'm not sure I should be watching this.
The synopsis on IMDB:
"In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail, Father Merkin has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel. Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life...with his genitals."
"In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail, Father Merkin has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel. Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life...with his genitals."
So. I found a trailer. You need to register (which sucks, yeah, but the video is hilariously sac-religious). So.... yeah.... I felt kind of bad about watching the trailer. I grew up catholic so I don't even find joy in watching dumb porn with a nun in it. It makes me feel bad....Either way... Tattoo-ed priest banging some possessed girl. For all you folks who wake up at 5am for mass (I woke up at 10:30) this is for you:
The XXXORCIST
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Costumes!
Thank you Bonnye for these suggestions :)
Now I bring you a twist on a childhood classic: ET Porn. I'm not surprised in the least that this is hosted at efukt.com. I am surprised, however, that the one in costume was the girl. I just figured perhaps other people would be dressed up, or she would be only one not since she's getting screwed.
Image source: fleshbot.com
Spider porn! I believe this is also a costumed woman. I don't have much to say because all I have to go on is this picture from Chan4chan.com. If you have a video link please share :)
This will by no means be the last costumed porn posted. There's a lot of it out there, and some of it is far more entertaining than others.
Now I bring you a twist on a childhood classic: ET Porn. I'm not surprised in the least that this is hosted at efukt.com. I am surprised, however, that the one in costume was the girl. I just figured perhaps other people would be dressed up, or she would be only one not since she's getting screwed.
Image source: fleshbot.com
ET don't bother phoning home. Your mother thinks you're a whore.
Spider porn! I believe this is also a costumed woman. I don't have much to say because all I have to go on is this picture from Chan4chan.com. If you have a video link please share :)
"Attention all semen enthusiasts!"
Thank you Brandon for sharing this with me. He direct me to: http://cookingwithcum.com/. While there were no recipes listed, it directed me to where I may purchase the book By Fotie Photenhauer.
Image source: http://www.lulu.com
Now, I can't cook, but I think I may learn just so I have an excuse to buy Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. No, I would never eat it. I haven't even gone down on a guy in 4 1/2 years. However, I do know a lot of girls I would not mind stuffing these things into their fat, cock hungry mouths.... ^_^
Example Recipe:
ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.
MAN MADE OYSTERS
Cleaned oyster shells
Chilled fresh semen, the more the better
Ice
Lemon and pepper garnish
First clean the oyster shells in cold water. Do not use soap since the shell easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap. Spoon the chilled, fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper.
Chef's note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor.
I also then stumbled upon something that may actually cause me to become at vegetarian: The Testicle Cookbook.
Image Source: http://images.teamsugar.com/
Yes boys, lovingly cradle 'em because you still have them. Apparently it's an e-cookbook. by Ljubomir Erovic, available at YUDU
While I found no recipes, I did find this lovely little youtube link of the chef himself cooking testicle pizza. I hope you weren't hungry.
Image source: http://www.lulu.com
Now, I can't cook, but I think I may learn just so I have an excuse to buy Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. No, I would never eat it. I haven't even gone down on a guy in 4 1/2 years. However, I do know a lot of girls I would not mind stuffing these things into their fat, cock hungry mouths.... ^_^
Example Recipe:
ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.
MAN MADE OYSTERS
Cleaned oyster shells
Chilled fresh semen, the more the better
Ice
Lemon and pepper garnish
First clean the oyster shells in cold water. Do not use soap since the shell easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap. Spoon the chilled, fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper.
Chef's note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor.
I also then stumbled upon something that may actually cause me to become at vegetarian: The Testicle Cookbook.
Image Source: http://images.teamsugar.com/
Yes boys, lovingly cradle 'em because you still have them. Apparently it's an e-cookbook. by Ljubomir Erovic, available at YUDU
While I found no recipes, I did find this lovely little youtube link of the chef himself cooking testicle pizza. I hope you weren't hungry.
Black Devil Doll
A local bar here in Austin has about 5 different movies that play on a few different televisions. Some of them comedies, some just tv shows, but there's almost always a horror film, or one of those gore porn movies.
In June I went with a friend for her birthday. It was then we had the privilege to see Black Devil Doll.
What caught our attention was that is was a black puppet fucking women. Eventually he killed them, but the puppet-ness and gallon size money shots from this little guy that kept us watching.
Sorry I don't have any video except the trailer, but as the porn scenes aren't worth find a stream for anyway, you're not missing much.
Image Source: http://blackdevildoll.com
Review: http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/black-devil-doll-2009
Trailer: http://www.blackdevildoll.com/unratedtrailer.html
In June I went with a friend for her birthday. It was then we had the privilege to see Black Devil Doll.
What caught our attention was that is was a black puppet fucking women. Eventually he killed them, but the puppet-ness and gallon size money shots from this little guy that kept us watching.
Sorry I don't have any video except the trailer, but as the porn scenes aren't worth find a stream for anyway, you're not missing much.
Image Source: http://blackdevildoll.com
Review: http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/black-devil-doll-2009
Trailer: http://www.blackdevildoll.com/unratedtrailer.html
Proof of Man's Greatest Achievement
When I let friends know I was going to create this blog, my friend Rachel (who is now me hero for this very reason) linked me Gimps Gone Wild.
Image source: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com
Cerebral Palsy, and quadriplegia get you hot and bothered? Well they have it.
...I'm not even sure the guy in the picture has balls. Is it just me? Am I missing something or is he?
Image source: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com
Cerebral Palsy, and quadriplegia get you hot and bothered? Well they have it.
...I'm not even sure the guy in the picture has balls. Is it just me? Am I missing something or is he?
Why?
I don't write well. In 2009 I discovered I prefer trashy autobiographies to the classics. I have 2 brothers, and 4 step brothers. I used to work at a video game company, surrounded by dudes and dirty humor. I used to sell dildo's for a living. Therefore: I'm a complete perv.
There are a million variations of the same kind of porn, and I expect to find the most amusing. Sure, there's furry porn- but I want to find Ewok furry porn. Why? Well why the hell not. Sure there's animated porn, but I want to find the sickest dickgirl (futanari) crap I can. It's highly amusing.
It's one thing to get down and dirty in front of a camera to share what many would call the most intimate act between two people. It's another to do it with a sick, disgusting style. Many of these were suggested by friends, but that does not mean I will post everything. No one wants to see a girl with a 4 inch clit. Ever. So that will remain off of this site. I also have no plans of posting any fecal matter porn. It's way too gross even for me. Sorry 2girls1cup, but you bitches are entirely too filthy for my tastes.
I feel that it's more appropriate to pick on peoples porn taste than someones body. I may, at some point, find a clip, or image, or a tit so deformed I have to post it. Hell, I already have gimp porn in a post, but that's involves a sick fetish. So some woman has an unusually long (as in it takes up more crotch space than most womens) vag. She can't really control that. That does not qualify for this blog. I want it to be something disturbing people do by choice.
Don't expect well written posts. I'm not here to educate, or show off my thesaurus skills (since I'd need one to sound well read)- I'm here to entertain, deprave, and destroy your mind. Yay!
Uh. Be 18.
There are a million variations of the same kind of porn, and I expect to find the most amusing. Sure, there's furry porn- but I want to find Ewok furry porn. Why? Well why the hell not. Sure there's animated porn, but I want to find the sickest dickgirl (futanari) crap I can. It's highly amusing.
It's one thing to get down and dirty in front of a camera to share what many would call the most intimate act between two people. It's another to do it with a sick, disgusting style. Many of these were suggested by friends, but that does not mean I will post everything. No one wants to see a girl with a 4 inch clit. Ever. So that will remain off of this site. I also have no plans of posting any fecal matter porn. It's way too gross even for me. Sorry 2girls1cup, but you bitches are entirely too filthy for my tastes.
I feel that it's more appropriate to pick on peoples porn taste than someones body. I may, at some point, find a clip, or image, or a tit so deformed I have to post it. Hell, I already have gimp porn in a post, but that's involves a sick fetish. So some woman has an unusually long (as in it takes up more crotch space than most womens) vag. She can't really control that. That does not qualify for this blog. I want it to be something disturbing people do by choice.
Don't expect well written posts. I'm not here to educate, or show off my thesaurus skills (since I'd need one to sound well read)- I'm here to entertain, deprave, and destroy your mind. Yay!
Uh. Be 18.
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