Yeah, there's porn for everything.

Fun read

While looking for tit tricks, I saw this little link on the side.

The article is cute. Lord knows I have been reminded of how much I want to vajazzle my va-jayjay. See the kind of bullcrap we do for you boys? Yknow, aside from having your children and all.

Oh Masuimi Max...

Not pornographic, but a slightly amusing boob trick. I first knew of Masuimi Max's existence when she was dating Tiger Army's front man, and appeared in one of their music videos (and a friend of mine was her personal assistant for a bit). Therefore it was kind of nice to see a familiar face when scouting the internet for perversion and I decided to share.

Ewok sex?

This is the closest I can find to Ewok sex for now. I'm sure there's more out there if I look harder. It's been a goal of mine to find ewok porn for this blog.

Shut that bitch up

Meet the Flintstones

Flintstone porn. Really not that bad either. Cheesy costumes, which we all know I LOVE, bad dialogue, the girls are pretty minus the goofy hair, no incest (I mean, really, it could've happened with the kids and I don't think I'd be down with that) and Bam-Bam and Pebbles totally get it on. A whole new meaning to Bedrock *ba-dum-ching*

Titties!!!

Last night I went to a strip club. A good one with pretty girls. For whatever reason, I'd never googled titties before. I've officially found my new favorite websites:

Rate My Tits!
Titty blog
Rate my knockers similar to rate my tits, but because it doesn't have tits in the title it's not #1
Boob critic
Boobie battle hehehehe
Holy America I love you.

Sorry this isn't a real update. I *am* overdue for one...