Boobies!!

A friend of mine casually posted something about boobpedia on her Facebook. I immediately thought, "No fucking way. That HAS to exist." It totally does. The site still needs some work, but in addition to having a really rad name, it has some nice things to look up. Want to look up what happened today in boob history? Totally exists. Big breasted playmates? You know it. Want to find an actresses biography, but you only know she's a Double D? They've got you covered.

Boobpedia Fuck yes.

Gate keeper/Key Master

Ghostbusters inspired porn!

This first one, although shorter, older, and with worse costumes/hair, seems to be more of a remake than the second.

This one... well... they have sexy versions of the costumes... and some backpacks (that are on for all of 2 seconds)... I don't quite see the inspiration. Honestly, while a longer video, and has two chicks, the first one is probably a better pick. Throughout the entirely of this video, the wind machine (yknow, to give that illusion they're actually on top of a building) is louder than any sounds the actors are making. Distracting I tell ya.

Meanwhile, an actual full-length parody was made. I've only seen this trailer, but it looks pretty amusing. Perhaps Bill Murray would be proud?

"I think there's still a strawberry in there"

I am, apparently, also revisiting food play. Like the video just posted below, this is something coming out of ones girls end into another girls mouth. If she'd been doing her kegels then I'm sure she could've shot this food from her vag. Nonetheless it's still impressive and gross.

More soda can fun

This is not just penetration with a soda can, but it's also drinking from it. It is kind of a shame that the girls are clearly just having fun with it instead of being oddly really into it. I feel it kind of takes the odd-ness away from it.

Yeah, there's porn for everything.

Fun read

While looking for tit tricks, I saw this little link on the side.

The article is cute. Lord knows I have been reminded of how much I want to vajazzle my va-jayjay. See the kind of bullcrap we do for you boys? Yknow, aside from having your children and all.

Oh Masuimi Max...

Not pornographic, but a slightly amusing boob trick. I first knew of Masuimi Max's existence when she was dating Tiger Army's front man, and appeared in one of their music videos (and a friend of mine was her personal assistant for a bit). Therefore it was kind of nice to see a familiar face when scouting the internet for perversion and I decided to share.

Ewok sex?

This is the closest I can find to Ewok sex for now. I'm sure there's more out there if I look harder. It's been a goal of mine to find ewok porn for this blog.

Shut that bitch up

Meet the Flintstones

Flintstone porn. Really not that bad either. Cheesy costumes, which we all know I LOVE, bad dialogue, the girls are pretty minus the goofy hair, no incest (I mean, really, it could've happened with the kids and I don't think I'd be down with that) and Bam-Bam and Pebbles totally get it on. A whole new meaning to Bedrock *ba-dum-ching*

Titties!!!

Last night I went to a strip club. A good one with pretty girls. For whatever reason, I'd never googled titties before. I've officially found my new favorite websites:

Rate My Tits!
Titty blog
Rate my knockers similar to rate my tits, but because it doesn't have tits in the title it's not #1
Boob critic
Boobie battle hehehehe
Holy America I love you.

Sorry this isn't a real update. I *am* overdue for one...

Thank you Japan