Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Barbie sex

Now there are many things that may come to mind when thinking of barbie ses. Here are a few that may've crossed your mind:
1) Barbie dolls doing it?
Totally one of them.


This one may not play unless you're signed into youtube.

2)Sex with a girl named Barbie, or a girl they find so attractive they're referring to her as a Barbie?
Yeah, although it's not a very interesting concept (and this video comes with salad tossing. I feel as though Ken would not approve).

3)Sex with a barbie doll?
Definitely! I mean, not quite a "sex toy" but close enough I guess.

4)A montage of sex with a blowup doll to the Aqua song 'Barbie Girl'?
That's a little specific... and odd.

Sadly I was unable to find this video available for embedding.
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5)Cookie Monster having sex with a Barbie Doll?
Um. What?

Nothing inspires me to dance like people doing it!

"My favorite thing to do is drive STICK!"

This girl sounds dumber than a sack of bricks. I have a few questions:
A) Who thinks of this to begin with?
B) She drunk?
C) Who the fuck is filming this??

I guess any of those could be said about any of the videos on here. I would not want to drive the car after that. Although I would laugh if it was a rental.

And here's another. Perhaps there's something wrong with me and never wanting to sex with parts of my car... maybe.
This girl screws her e-brake and her stickshift. Awesome! Don't watch beyond the 7th minute though, unless you're into pissing in porn. Also: her boobs are droopy and scare me.

I guess she didn't have one of those detachable shower heads

If Oreck advertised their vacuum cleaners like this, I would totally invest in their stock.

Side note: Thank god women started shaving.

I know what I want for Christmas!

My first thought was, "....is that Jesus?"

You can order it at Amazon.com :D